At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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