We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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