i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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