it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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