so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Text me some of your sweat
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