So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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