i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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