TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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