It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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