Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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