Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize