i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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