Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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