Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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