Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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