never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
handjob tips. give me some.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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