he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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