Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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