Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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