Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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