You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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