are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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