living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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