I am in a vortex of obligation.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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