found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
