is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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