I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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