So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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