I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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