You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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