Welp...herpes.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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