so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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