apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is Oprah even human
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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