i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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