Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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