How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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