Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
