Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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