whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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