her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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