We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
