I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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