Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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