dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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