i permit you to call me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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