You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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