So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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