just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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