Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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