so that wasnt chicken after all
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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