And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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