She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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