Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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